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Cell phone ban in cars for PA drivers
March 26, 2009
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Voters in PA are going to support banning the use of cell phones. Click Here for the reference article from The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
SWB sees some major problems coming with this. I don’t think the people of PA really thought this out before supporting it. Here are the reasons why:
- What excuse are you going to have when you hit that little old lady crossing the street with your car?
- How bad are you going to feel when you realize your driving REALLY is bad enough that you hit parked cars while paying attention to the road?
- Keeping up with tweets on twitter is going to be a major problem.
- How are you going to keep up with your friends on Gossip Girl before work?
- Do you realize how much it costs to “detox” from cell phone use and texting?
- What are you going to do with all of the hats you had custom made to hide the tumor that formed on the side of your head you use the cell phone on when it goes away from lack of cell radiation?
- What excuse are you going to have when you really don’t see that cop in your rear view mirror when you were going 90 mph on I79?
-SWB
PS – People of PA, please think this out before you actually do it …… geez
BTW ….. what SWB really wants to say is “It took PA this long to ban cell phone use in cars?? Even the cell users are amazed.”
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