Life On The Toilet

February 15, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Don’t worry, we won’t be THAT descriptive here … and I’m not writing this while on the throne (or am I? … imagine whatever floats your boat).

“Life On The Toilet” … yep, I think that’s going to be  the title of the book I’m going to write. Sort of like “Life In A Cube”, but you don’t have to deal with everyone else’s crap – just yours.

Sound familiar?

If it does, you either have a really bad job, or you just got tired of reaming everyone else for their issues.  Unfortunately, immediately after doing that you now realize how long your poo has been festering in the commode you’ve forgotten to flush because you were too busy plunging other people’s future garden fertilizer.

Does this post mean that I’ve discovered some life altering realization that will cause this blog to go soft with warm fuzzies and happy stories about bunnies?

Absolutely not!! (You can breath a sign of relief now).

I will still reach out and take a bite of people and things (including bunnies) with my creative and professional word play … no backing down from people there.

So why did I write this entry?

I just wanted to creatively write something using the word “toilet”.

That’s it … absolutely no other use for the post.

-SWB

PS – @$#$@!, running low on T.P.

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