The toilet doesn’t work

swbtherantfilesYou know it’s going to be a beautiful day when you wake up and all you hear coming out of the only bathroom in the house is “hissssssssssssssssss……”, and it’s not the sink.

Yup, it’s toilet fixing time.  That puts a smile on one’s face when the dew is still on the ground.

On a day like this it’s usually followed up by the car exhaust falling off the car, water seeping out of the refrigerator, and a freak flare up on the grill that completely burns up your $10 per pound custom cut steaks.  Actually, if your cooking $10 per pound custom cut steaks on a grill, we’re probably going to have to talk a bit.

This ends up being one of those days where you are fairly sure much other stuff will break and heavily irritate you too – otherwise known as a “Dilbert Day”. So basically if it doesn’t go wrong in the house, it will go wrong in the cube.  Thank God I don’t have a cube, for that reason – but, at the same time, I wish I had a cube … they pay more.

BTW – The “Wally” of your company will be recording his “Most Annoying Cubicle Sounds vol.15” on this day also – which will further annoy you.

So, in layman’s terms – even if it’s sunny and 72 out, don’t look for bright and happy on a “Dilbert Day” … you will probably be very disappointed, as it most likely won’t be there.

-SWB

PS – Top ‘O The Mornin’ To Ya!!!!  Smiles Everywhere!!!!!

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