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It’s A Foggy Early Morning

pghfoggy… da daaaaa, da daaaa (sung to “it’s a beautiful morning”.

While Pittsburgh is now trying to copy off of London and mimic the cool UK with the fog and all, I think I can summarize how we all feel with our new found weather scenes. Here it goes:

It’s a foggy morning,

I muttered as the laundry I was sorting.

The guy on the news,

said on the way to work crashes and pile-ups would be the views.

Pittsburghers have lost their talent of driving in the snow,

and the fog they definitely do not know.

It’s those English chaps in the other land,

that know how to negotiate that hovering white sand.

Pittsburghers here, drive through it with a sneer,

wondering which way, at the last second they will have to veer.

-SWB

PS – If you put coffee grounds on your tongue and hold you hear out the car window while driving, you shouldn’t have to use the coffee maker today.

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